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Today my guy friend told me that "Today I learned...

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Girl in my chorus class: Oh my god, I can't believe nobody's ever noticed that the Battle Hymn of the republic is, like, a total ripoff of the Stew Leonard's theme song! Stew Leonards should, like, sue!

Me: Don't ever reproduce.

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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich

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Reblog if you remember "FLIIIIIIIIIIIPENDO!!!!"

gryffinwhore: kayleighweasley: jkrowlingismypatronus: I was always so confused NOBODY EVER USED THAT SPELL OUTSIDE OF THE FIRST TWO GAMES FLIPENDO FOREVER WILL BE MY CHILDHOOD

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