TAKE ALL MY MONEY
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
did gaga steal ur phone bc that’s her dog
Probably wise to keep your phone password protected.
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.
Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet
BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD
just expressing my anger
you forgot the most important one of all
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